• peto (he/him)
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    1216 days ago

    This always strikes me as trying to avoid cannibals by wearing barbeque sauce cologne.

  • Optional
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    916 days ago

    reminds me of that Far Side cartoon about “How Nature Says ‘Do Not Touch’”

    • @Asafum@feddit.nl
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      516 days ago

      They’d probably feel the same. Been there done that.

      “There’s nothing we can do.”

      Hell, my friends sister was watching her car drive away as she called the cops and all they had was “call your insurance company. There’s nothing we can do.”

      A day later I go to Target and see 5 fucking cop cars, a circle of officers, holding on to one guy with a bag.

      They jump for corporations, do fuckall for us.

    • @rtxn@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      Some of them are so delusional that they call the cops on the cops during a traffic stop, then stare wide-eyed and spare-brained when they get hit with a misuse charge.