𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year agoAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1577arrow-down112
arrow-up1565arrow-down1imageAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.world𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareVeganPizza69 ⓋlinkfedilinkEnglish28•1 year agoStart a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
minus-square@jwt@programming.devlinkfedilink10•1 year agoSchisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
minus-square@brbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoHello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
minus-squareSasha [They/Them]linkfedilink4•1 year agoNow I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
minus-square@glockenspiel@programming.devlinkfedilink1•1 year agoWhen did code reviews become this weird?
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
When did code reviews become this weird?