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minus-squareKillingTimeItselflinkfedilinkEnglish41•17 days agouh, please do ask, why does opening a fucking glorified text and image processing app require 1 gigabyte of ram. Who wrote this software? The guy from the bible who was the model for greed and gluttony? Jesus christ.
minus-square@Excrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish7•17 days agoI don’t remember those being particularly emphasised traits of his.
minus-squareKillingTimeItselflinkfedilinkEnglish2•16 days agoit’s going to be ret conned if you give it long enough, just like every part of the bible.
uh, please do ask, why does opening a fucking glorified text and image processing app require 1 gigabyte of ram.
Who wrote this software? The guy from the bible who was the model for greed and gluttony? Jesus christ.
I don’t remember those being particularly emphasised traits of his.
it’s going to be ret conned if you give it long enough, just like every part of the bible.