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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

MySQL moment

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MySQL moment

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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @14th_cylon@lemm.ee
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    So the guy died and decomposed in 10 minutes and somehow it mysql’s fault?

    • @RustyNova@lemmy.world
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      Poor guy got sigkill-ed, but MySQL keeps going with the request

    • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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      10 minutes for a process is essentially infinity

    • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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      10•2 years ago

      Very big table, complex operations, much waiting, so yeah.

      In this comic, bodily decomposition occurs at a “feels like” pace:-).

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