Up every morning at the crack of noon.

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

If it doesn’t work, hit it with a hammer.

If it then breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Me breathing a sigh of relief for still using my S10.

It makes calls, send texts and I can read Lemmy with the app. What more do I need?

“Quick! Jump to chrome instead!” - Google spokesperson

He’s old and tired.

If/when that happens, its still better than giving twitter any traffic.

When the builder is on LSD

The destructiveness of mining uranium, the toxic cooling water, spend radioactive fuel rods and contaminated machinery.

Real clean…

Nuclear as clean? Now that’s loco talk.

It’s Zed’s.

Who’s Zed?

Sorry honey, I had to crash the Honda.

Semi automatic? Not good enough to aim and hit cleanly with one shot?

Overpopulated? What kind of wank stain talk is this?

White rhinos? Oh sorry we killed all those.

Everyone always loses with Drump. Always have, always will.

Sounds like a good opportunity for a crowdfunded start up.

Whoa, there was a lot of fElon fellatio in the replies on that site.

Deekseek that was not encrypting data

https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/30/deepseek_database_left_open/

6% old people re-sharing. The other 54% were bot accounts.

That will increase the number of non-bot users to 2