Tiefling IRL

Invest it

Wet martinis have extra vermouth, so my favorite spin on the classic is a “wet and dirty” martini. Extra olives of course

Regular martinis are disgusting. Who thoughT mixing gin or vodka and ocean water would taste good?

However, martini variants are great. I love a good espressotini, or a super dirty tini. The classic is just… Bleugh

It’s going to be written using vibe programming

The ocean is fake

OTZ is a classic

Capital G Gamers also complained about the newer Wolfenstein games, at the behest of conservatives…

I use AI toolings to generate snippets of bash scripts because I can’t be fucked to remember that syntax. Obviously not for anything with high risks or that I can’t easily verify. But things like parsing through mass amounts of files

Maple with a bit of meat sounds good (maple bacon)

60k isn’t that much, I frequently run scripts against multiple hundreds of thousands at work. Wtf is he doing? Did he duplicate the government database onto his 2015 MacBook Air?

My favorite was a picture I saw online of a cybertruck labeled TOYOTA

The blue ball is supposed to be on top

Pedestrians and cyclists are also a thing. I do not trust any type of vehicle around them.

That basically describes all the code I wrote during college

Imagine if someone got murdered there

FBI: “Based on DNA analysis, we can narrow our search to 40 men and 6 women”

As long as they’re bringing back their cart, I don’t see the issue

Even AHS Coven had more interesting magic than Hairy Pooper

I love spicy food. Water doesn’t do jack shit. Like the other comment said, all it does is push the capsasin further down. You need fatty things to grab the capsasin, or mild things like bread work ok sometimes.

Flavored Liquid Death tastes like absolute ass to begin with. It’s like unsweetened/lightly sweetened drinks targeted at Monster drinkers

My uptake definitely increased significantly starting in early November 2024.

I’m a sucker for amaros, absinthes, and negronis.